The woman’s beauty looks are flawless, no doubt, but I’m not crazy about Hannah Quinlivan’s sartorial choices. As Mrs Jay Chou-to-be, this future tabloid darling might want to consider hiring a stylist just so she can look the part … and maybe win over some of her husband’s fans in the process.
Outfit #1: The graffiti-patchwork dress
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What’s up with this look? The dress is interesting to say the least, but those shoes? Blah. The dress was the perfect opportunity to leap into edgier territory by wearing a pair of sneaker wedges or something. On the accessory front, she could have thrown on some bangles, rings or earrings. Anything, anything at all to spice up the outfit.
Outfit #2: Dress, check. Accessories… er.
Where do I even begin. Girl, you’ve got a great figure but you’re hiding it under this peplum dress. Plus, she’s really got a penchant for wearing platform heels when the outfit doesn’t call for it. And what’s with the aversion to accessories? It’s time to ditch those boring shoes and no-accessory look and go for something that’s more of a conversation starter.
Outfit #3: The animal-print kimono
Finally, the Taiwanese-Australian model is wearing something other than platform heels. She has her hair pulled back and I’m loving the different silhouette on her this time around. Maybe the obi-like belt wasn’t such a great idea and doesn’t give her the overall polished look she’s going for, but it’s a step forward.
Outfit #4: The pre-teen Miley Cyrus
Hannah’s got all the elements of Western cowgirl-chic down pat — the tan fringe vest, band tank top, dark jeans and lace up boots. It actually reminds me of the days when Miley Cyrus was still Disney-approved Hannah Montana instead of a controversial pot-smoking twerk princess. Any stylists for hire?